I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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