no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
