I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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