I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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