its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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