The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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