I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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