is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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