She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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