is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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