and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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