At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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