i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
where are my eyebrows?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
