hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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