shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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