idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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