The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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