with your own penis?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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