let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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