So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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