I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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