you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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