i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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I need moral support for this bender
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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