I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
