no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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