i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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