I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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