need another drink. this is the easiest way
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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