He kissed a someone with a penis
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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