I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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