It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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