You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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