and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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