i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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