Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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