I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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