guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Still dying that you shit outside
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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