On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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