Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.