To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.