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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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