she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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