It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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