Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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