it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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