I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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