every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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