I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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