I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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