xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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