Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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