we made out on top of his cat.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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