Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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