He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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