On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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