last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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