I feel like abortions should bother me more
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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