if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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